Dont ever give a Lame Excuse!!

One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night and Didn't

Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as

dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and

said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return

 the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way

 back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked

him and said they will be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as

This was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in

Separate classrooms for the test.

They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.

Q.1. Your Name.........................(2 MARKS)

Q.2. which tire burst................ (98 MARKS)

a) Front Left

b) Front Right

c) Back Left

d) Back Right.....!!!

True story from IIT Bombay...Batch 1992-96

WHY MEN DECIDED TO WEAR CLOTHES

Early experiences that convince the male to clothe himself.....

Atti + Tactics == Biznez!

Have a Good Day


Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'
Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'
Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'


Next Day Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'
Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'


Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'
Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

This is how business is done!!

Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything.. But your
attitude should be +ve...