Funny Telegrams

TELEGRAM #1

A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her
clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as :
"Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

TELEGRAM #2

A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill
station sends a telegram to his wife : "I wish you
were here." The message received by wife: "I wish you
were her."

TELEGRAM #3

A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway
station to return to her husband. At the reservation
counter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket.
Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the
queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent
a telegram to her husband which reached as: "Shall be
coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth
to an old lady."

TELEGRAM #4

A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by
throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.
The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on
the cake.Well he thinks for a while and says: let's
put, "you are not
getting older you are getting better". The salesman
asks "how do you want me to put it?" The man says,
Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and
"You are getting better" at the bottom. The real fun
didn't start until
the cake was opened the entire party watched the
message decorated on the cake: "You are not getting
older at the top, You are getting better at the
bottom".

TELEGRAM #5

A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her
parent's house in Delhi. When the man went to Ajmer,
he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife
indicating about his trip to Ajmer. He sent a
telegram. When the
wife received the telegram, she fainted. It was
written: 'sethji aaj mar gaye ! ( Sethji Ajmer gaye ).